So, I figured what the hell. We'll give you one more for the night. It's up pretty much only for the "wicked retahded" bit, but the set up for that part is pretty good too. Enjoy! -Joe W.



Joe W.: say... have you been by my new pics? i'm looking forward to some hi-larious billy d. comments
Billy D.: your card one ..looks like the super size me guy
Joe W.: lol
Joe W.: alright... i'm running to bed for a couple hours... i'm surprised i stayed up this late... rodeo wore me out
Joe W.: catch ya later
Billy D.: you have a comment
Joe W.: coo'
Billy D.: rodeo?
Billy D.: like cows and ropin
Billy D.: and all that jazz
Joe W.: yup... tonight was the last night... and the xtreme bullriding championship
Joe W.: and zz top performed
Billy D.: how texas can you get
Joe W.: lol... i bought a fine and fancy new black cowboy hat =p
Billy D.: lol...i am not suprised
Joe W.: lol
Billy D.: {Really gay voice }and to complete the amsaoble ...a new cowboy hat that says i am ready to ridem COWBOYS ...Yessssss
Joe W.: lol... you fag
Joe W.: and funny comment, btw
Joe W.: but i'm running to bed
Joe W.: oh, btw... i don't think you read the part where i said i saw ZZ TOP LIVE!!
Billy D.: I DID
Joe W.: bitches!
Billy D.: YOU BASTARD
Joe W.: muahahahahaha!
Joe W.: i'll have pictures soon
Billy D.: You are a WICKED BASTARD
Joe W.: and you are a wicked yankee
Billy D.: and WICKED PROUD
Joe W.: and wicked retahded
Billy D.: it doesnt sound right coming from a texan
Joe W.: lmao... come on... that made me laugh!
Billy D.: you probaly have an accent ...and it does sound wicked rethded
Joe W.: lol... fuck you
Joe W.: you're just jealous i said it and you didn't
Joe W.: i'm out... peace homez
Billy D.: peace


lol... I love how that one ends so abruptly =] Have a good morning/afternoon/evening/night/etc! - Joe W.

Hey Folks! Joe W. here. It's been a while since we've given you any ridonkulous conversations between Billy D. and myself. So here's one to keep you occupied until we can get some more up for your laughing pleasure. Enjoy!


Billy D.: well nessy want some HAGUS
Joe W.: haha... no no no...
Joe W.: nessy only eats souls!!! muahahahahahahaha!
Joe W.: so yeah... haggus is good
Billy D.: LMAO
Billy D.: you know what Hagus is right
Joe W.: sheep bladder stuffed with other assorted organs/intestines
Billy D.: with oatmeal
Joe W.: ....AND SOULS!
Billy D.: BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAH
Joe W.: lol
Billy D.: .....your mom
Billy D.: what
Joe W.: kid... your mom.... she works arnold st. on thursday evenings
Joe W.: ha-ha!
Joe W.: either that or she has a terrible lice infestation in her scalp
Billy D.: OH DONT BE TALKIN ABOUT MY MOMMA ( Snap, Snap Snap )
Billy D.: Your momma so dumb she got hit by a parked car
Joe W.: look... you're the one who brought up moms... and haggus... and nessy.... so you don't tell me what i don't be talking about
Joe W.: haha... so did you! and you got a frigen foot brace for it.... lol
Billy D.: and who pretell what drving said auto ?
Billy D.: i get old the memory fades
Billy D.: lol
Joe W.: all i'm saying, is what kind of dolt puts his foot outside of a vehicle and in front of the tire
Billy D.: me ...aperntly
Joe W.: apparently*
Billy D.: english nazi
Joe W.: flawed grammar implimenter

Billy D here, Here is another quick whitted humourous convo me and Joe had on language ...preferablly the language of bill and joe with the typical off the wall results. Enjoy

Billy D: i needed to write an defination english paper .....and one of the topics was "define a slang word you and your friends use ..." and my thoughts were ....i dunno is it approprate for an english class to define the words Fucktard, assjacket, and "true dat"
Joe W. : lol... yes
Billy D. is there even definations for them
Joe W. : they can be made
Billy D. example some assjackets at UNh had no idea what a fucktard was. What the heck is this world coming too
Joe W. : lol... it's coming to complete nonsense that's what
Billy D. : true dat
Joe W. : true dat
Billy D. we dont have slang ...we have our fucking lanuage
Joe W. : indeed we do!
Billy D. and you cant define a lanuage
Billy D. it's damm near fucking impossible
Joe W. : aye... but it's been done
Billy D. : well i was going to call it Peterland ...but the gay bar by the airport allreay had that name taken
Joe W. : lmao

Joe W. here again, bringing you another hell-arious conversation from the minds of myself and Billy D. This one is just a prime display of randomness and quick wit. Enjoy!

Joe W.: 20 percent of all road accidents in sweden involve a moose
Billy D.: you watching the History channel wolfe?
Joe W.: nope... but in alabama it is forbidden for a man to beat his wife more than once a month
Joe W.: and in china.... you are not allowed to rescue someone who's drowning because it is considered interfering with their fate
Billy D.: how zen
Joe W.: lmao
Billy D.: ok ... I'll bite what's with all the random factoids?
Joe W.: Every month Thames (UK) water treatment plants remove over a ton of pubic hair, whereupon it is taken away to a landfill site and buried
Billy D.: be glad Robin williams dont live in england ...
Joe W.: ba zing!
Joe W.: LMMFAO!!!!!!!
Joe W.: To "testify" was based on men in the Roman court swearing to a statement made by swearing on their testicles!
Billy D.: and let me guess this made way for the Penial system ..right
Joe W.: lmao.... i dunno, but it kinda makes sense
Billy D.: i dont really know dick about court history
Joe W.: a har har a harley har har
Billy D.: thank you, thank you
Billy D.: you said the thames river plant ....right, well if it's full of horse hair we know one thing ...yup it's time for the annual scrub down and barn cleaning of Cammila
Joe W.: lmao!
Billy D.: "nope... but in alabama it is forbidden for a man to beat his wife more than once a month" - you know what comes on the second instance?
Joe W.: what's that?
Billy D.: an episode of cops is shot

hey y'all! Joe W. making this post here... I'm going to give you some conversational highlights from some of the recent conversations Billy D. and I have had.

This first one is from when Billy D. was consoling me about my recent break-up, and telling me where I should go next. So, of course, he uses one of his usual metaphors to get accross his idea. I pick on him for it, and you'll see it here. It's also the same conversation where we came up for the idea for the blog. And I'll throw that in there also. Here you go!


Billy D.: Love is Somtimes Like loosing your keys ....you look every where but you pants pocket
Joe W.: haha... except in the case of "self love".... then that's the first place you go!
Billy D.: ba-zing
Joe W.: i'm trying to beef up my profile... right now it's kinda sad, lol
Billy D.:and a famous Bill -Wolfe quote does nicely
Joe W.: indeed it does
Billy D.: just remember ...."FREE CA-NDY"
Joe W.: lmao! that was the greatest fucking thing ever!
Joe W.: we should start a blog so the world can read our insanely awesome convos
Billy D.: true dat ...we say some mad phat things that really lay down mad beats fo shizzle
Joe W.: lmao... take that for example....
Joe W.: 'true dat son'
Billy D.: and the true dat
Billy D.: fucking eh .. WE INVENTED THAT
Joe W.: lol... true dat!
Billy D.: wow ...that was so white boy
Joe W.: lol.... i would expect nothing less from you
Billy D.: wow i am so white ...i must make wacko jacko look black
Joe W.: haha... ain't nothing in the world that can do that
Joe W.: not even a 10 gallon bucket of sherwin-williams midnight black paint
Billy D.: and that's a lotta black
Joe W.: true dat
Billy D.: true dat

Well folks here it is ...the im convo that started it all ...the famous chat of candy and Episode III for which this blog is named.

Billy D: Why do think Anakin goes to the dark side

Joe W. : free candy

Billy D.: that's brilliant

Billy D.: who the hell turns down free candy

Joe W.: i mean... how many times do you think he had candy in his entire life?

Joe W.: plus it's free!?

Joe W.: come on... seriously.... no one turns that down

Billy D.: yeah your right

Billy D.: I can the see Emperor

Billy D.: Like guy with Phony Rolexes

Billy D.: Hey, man Yo I got some Candy

Joe W.: lol.. he opens his robe and there are jawbreakers, starburst, skittles, lollipops, kitkats, etc.

Billy D.: lmao, Exactly

Billy D.: Young Sky-waker, come here you want some Can-dy, and all you have to do IS exterminate the Je-di. Yo wa-nt Water, Hey that's Extra MF.

Joe W.: lmfao!

that's all for now ...until next time remember this ... If it isnt on the internet or funny it means we didnt wirte it .

This here is the brand new web blog from the ever talented Billy D. and Joe W.! Here you will find some of our best and funniest conversations and assorted ramblings. Everything from the infamous Star Wars Episode III prediction, for which this blog is titled, to their very most recent conversations will be posted here. Also, Billy D. and Joe W. will post original, individual works from time to time, should they find that they want to do so.

So, again, welcome to "Of Reese's Cups And Star Wars: The Billy D. and Joe W. Blog"

Enjoy!